I'm afraid to poop.
With roommates living in an older home can be nice, but there are moments when you wish the floors were not wood and that the doors fit properly. Footsteps vibrate. Noises echo. Drafts blow.
Taking a dump is difficult. Strategy is involved. Precious time is calculated. Questions clog the mind. Distractions. Will they hear me? Can they hear me? Does it matter? Do they poop? Will they look at me differently? Will it smell? Fear consumes me.
My bowels suffer!!
I can't be the only one who is afraid.
Am I?
-aeg-
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